| OK ANOTHER OF MY CRAZY DREAMS!!!
staring in order of appentance: Alisha (beacon), Kanagroo(i have no idea XD) Miroku(lol inuyasha), Yuna(LMAO FFX),Andrew (LMFAO Beacon), Chris C. (SOOOO WEIRD Beacon),Auron (random-ness FFX), Beth (<==dont hurt me, Beacon ), jerome(<=== don hurt me either, beacon ) and some other people...ill mention later.. BTW this is rated pg-13 for language and blood and NOO NASTY SENCES OR GAYNESS OR yea...
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on with the story!!!
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Alisha runs in the dark, black, forest running from some weird creature hovering in the air like a foot off the ground, and well DUH shes running from it... soo shes running until she runs past this big red and blue tree and gets bitten by something (you'll find out later), the sudden pain causes me (her w/e) to fall on the cold ground almost ready to past out, when this black kanagroo hops towards me (her W/E)soo im all thinking "Great, a kanagroo...fun." Well the kanagroo was possesed!!! IT STARTED PUNCHING ME!!! soo im all "Damn,a killer kanagroo??? WHAT THE HELL??" so I pull out this pimped out samurai sword from a shealth behind my back (cuz im cool like that XD) (And...Um... If you like kanagroos read past the next sentance) soo i get my sword and start hacking away at the stupid kanagroo...until its redused to little pieces random. Ok... before the kanagroo came i was leaning against the discolored tree bleeding to death, while the posion slowly killed me as well... so either i was going to bleed to death or was going to be posioned and die from that... (if you have a dream then you usally are watching from afar and i was until right..now) my vision started blurring, and i started coughing up blood. So me being REALLY smart started thinking that if i stab myself where the wound is that it will help SOMEHOW help... soo i did...(HA I figured out how stoopid i am in this dream) then i started hearing footsteps quietly appouching, so me being the wannabe samurai, ninja person, use the rest of my strenth to stand up and stand with my sword in a rurouni kenshin pose...waiting for the scary hovering thing to come, but it wasnt the hovering thing, it was worse.....it was the perverted monk Miroku!!! and he was in inuyashas clothing....(weird)so i starting screaming "PERVERTED MONK... THANKS ALOT!!!" then sence of my stupidity (stabing myself in the side) i passed out... (ok now i somehow was watching from a tree or something like over head) and i see miroku looking at me pervertly and he smiles and carries me off (remenber the rating ((nasty thinking people xD))so now im back where im looking though my eyes) soo i slowly open my eyes and ajusted them to the bright light we call the sun so i blinked a couple times and when i finally was able to look around i noticed i had different clothes on (NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS NASTY PEOPLE!!!) soo im all "WHAT THE FbeepK!!!" sence everyone by now had heard me they knew i was awake.. so im all "great, your really smart alisha. really smart... just cuz you think youve been voilated you scream" "What??? VOILATED??? BY WHO???" <== random doctor person "the person with the red and white" i said looking all disgusted "miroku???" "yeah...the perverted monk" miroku had already come in and was listening "i did WHAT?" i ran outta my bed and started bitch slapping him "YOU..*slapping*...DISGUISTING....*more slapping* MONK *SLAP!*" he fell over from the abuse (lol) and stated rubbing his face. "i did nothing...unless you want me- "SLAP "ok...well i still did nothin!" well my side started started bleeding again so i passed out again. When i woke up i saw yuna eating grapes from a gold bowl"who the hell are you?" she looked shooked to see me awake "um...-" i started massaging my shoulder "i asked you a question...answer." "ooh, sorry. Umm my name is Yuna, or lady summeroner or -" "ok you answered, now where the hell am I?" "Umm.. your in - " miroku walks in only to find a golden bowl being thrown at him "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!" i was standing up fists clenched and ready to slap him again. "you really have anger management issues...god...be nicer to your saviour" that was it i was officaly pissed "WELL IT DOSENT MEAN THAT YOU CAN BE A PERVERT!!!!!!" yuna looked at miroku all weird and disgusted "what did you do to her?" she asked looking all oO "nothing" showing his hand in defense "YEA YOU DID YOU LAIR!!! YOU UNDRESSED ME AND CHANGED ME.." 0_0 <== yuna miroku==>-_- me --> o_O "ewww..why would i do that??" looking like he was gonna barf "umm...that was me..." yuna said looking scaraed. *SLAP* "YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT!!!" when alisha (ME!!! ^_^) stopped bitch-slapping yuna she looked down at her side, it was bleeding again... -_- "great...damn thing wont stop!" *CrAsH* "What the Hell is wrong with you Peckham!!!" -_-+ (<--annoyed) miroku said standing up still rubing his cheek. "Well, umm..i didnt mean..too.." peckham looked really scaraed 1 being he was in the same room with the most violent person around. 2 she was really pissed off today 3 he droped the potion... she looked down at this really foul smelling liquid "what the hell is with the green shit on the floor?" alisha said looking at peckham (lol ok in the dream i didnt know who anyone was and you guys didnt know me k?) "well you were suppsed to drink it..." he look at her all freaked out that she was gonna kill him,"why are you wearing a pink kimono(kenshin's)" she asked o.O "um...cuz im cool like that??"he said. alisha --> O.O after this she slowly sat back on her bed and began to think things over...she silently closed her eyes and started humming..."what are you-" andrew (peckham) never had a chance to finish his sentance. "SHUT UP CANT YOU SEE THAT IM MEDITATING???" >.<+++++ (really pissed off face) she opened her eyes and grabed her sword "YOU BASTARDS!!! YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!"she screamed pulling her sword outta its shelth and getting ready to attack, "and you..." looking in miroku direction "i dont care if you said you weren't I KNOW HOW YOU THINK!!!" (ok this is where insane alisha goes on a rapage and slowly starts killing everyone. jk jk no this part is just really weird) she was going to start running over to miroku to slowly chop him to bits then burn him and scatter the ashes to the farthest place on the earth...THE SUN... when she felt her sword being grabed outta her hands she started break danceing in a circle spnning around to knock the person behind her down...well alisha isnt very smart so when she did this she hit the bed and was unciousionous for a couple of minutes.(IM SOO STOOPID D'OH!) she woke up to find her self once again on the friggin bed with a ice pack on her head. "huh? what happened???" she asked this time actually calm "you hit your head trying to trip me, idoit." said a vocie she was unfamilar with. "wha??? wait whose there???"trying to open her eyes but once again her most dreaded foe, the SUN kept her eyes closed. "me..." (ok in my dream when i was passed out i suddenly looked from like a over head view and yea... when i was smart enough not to be i was looking my my eyes..lol that IS where you look from..anyways) she opened her eyes to see some weird dude in a long black cloak, he had black hair and i was like really messed up.. (try guessing who this is...LOL) "who the hell are you buddy?? are you with the 2 perverts and the pink samurai???" (i actually said that!!! lol that was funny...that like one of the only origianal lines i really remenber from my dream, but i remenber the plot...so yea..onward!!!) "HEY!" all three of them said "I ALREADY TOLD YOU IM NOO PEVERT!!!" miroku really annoyed said "AND I HAD TO PUT YOU IN NEW CLOTHES!! YOURS WERENT AS CUTE AS THESE NEW ONES!!" *silence 0.0 everyone looked at yuna all 0.0*"and im NOT a SAMURAI!!!"peckham said "I DONT LIKE PINK IT WAS WHITE UNTIL SOMEONE" evil eye to yuna "PUT PINK SOCKS WITH MY CLOTHES!!!" "ok..god just shut up already...YOU, you didnt answer mah question who are you!!" "Chris" (if you guessed i give you props!!xD) "Chris *last name* bitch" >.<+++ "WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!" *sword* (sorry chris didnt mean to kill you but... it meh dream soo yea) dies.."ok whose next??? huh? are you feelin lucky, huh??? PUNK???" *SMACK* "WAHHHHH YOU BIG MEANIE THAT HURT!!!"alisha, yes the great alisha who just killed her friend (sorry chris!!!) started crying because she was smacked. "Hmph..." (LMAO MENBER ANDREW AND CHRIS??? the viedo game thing..XD) said this old guy (actually his only like 27 but he looks like his 40 0.0; scary huh??) everyone bowed except the dead chris and alisha...because 1 shes dumb and 2 she was still crying and 3 she had no idea who this old guy was "who the *passing car* are you?" *SMACK* "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" she started crying again "Your Pathaic"she looked up at him and stoped crying "still *whimper*you didnt answer*sniff* my question.." "auron, auron *last name*bitch" instead of what you expected she started crying, everyone was now starting, feeling really bad auron was like "fine my name auron now stop crying, GOD SOO ANNOYING!!!" with this he turned around and walked away.
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its like only half way done... WAHHHH ill conttiune 2morrow its 2 in the mouring and im tired lol
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Name -- Elisha
